Wild Sex Parties

The Freemasons have been accused by many Anti-Masons of holding Wild Sex Parties at the meetings of the Lodge. 

I wish the other members of our Lodge would let me know when these Wild Sex Parties are going to take place at the Lodge so I can attempt to attend.  I have missed very few meetings in the last 20 years or so but have never encountered any Wild Sex Parties of any kind, ever.  Come on guys, let me know when the next Wild Sex Party is to take place at the Lodge and I will try real hard to attend that meeting.  Please do not leave me out of the loop. As Secretary I will be sure to publicize the event so that it can be more interesting. Can I bring my girlfriend as she may also find it interesting and we may learn something that would be worth attempting?

I have encountered a lot of good food and good discussions at meetings of our Lodge, but never anything that could be even considered to be a Wild Sex Party by any stretch of the imagination.  

The food is usually great so sometimes we may eat more than we need, but that is about as as 'wild' as it ever gets.  We do not even drink any alcohol at any meeting of the Lodge, and smoking is even forbidden in the building.  Discussion of religion or politics is even forbidden during the meeting.

Perhaps we could be accused of gluttony but the Anti-Masons do not seem to care about that.  Perhaps they too like to eat well.

What's for dinner at the next meeting?