Accusations against Freemasonry  

The Freemasons have been accused of many things that are considered bad by at least some ignorant residents of this planet.  Some are listed below. 

Being a member of such an organization that has this many opponents is rather fun.  Never waste your time attempting to correct the haters of Freemasonry because "they", just like most Religions, "know" that "they" are correct.  Simply ignore them which will probably make "them" dream up something else to blame on Freemasonry.  What fun!  If these Ignorant people keep dreaming up more things about Freemasons, as they will since they have nothing better to do, someday we, the Freemasons, will be held responsible for absolutely everything.

Did you 'know' that the Freemasons are all this, and probably more? 

Being a pawn of the Jews (Also of being against the Jews)

Being a Religion (Also of not being a Religion)

Being a secret society.  (If we are so secret why do they know about us?) 

Being against the churches (Also of being a church)

Being associated with a race of Reptilian Beings (WOW) 
  (They must have come here on a UFO.)
  (Someone must have eaten some magic mushrooms to come up with this idea!)
  (Perhaps they are the descendents of 'Satan' or the snake that tempted Eve.)

Being associated with the Assassins, a Muslim sect of killers

Being a church (Also of being against churches)

Being associated with the Druids  

Being associated with the Ku Klux Klan 

Being associated with the Rosicrucians 

Being Freethinkers (As opposed to blindly following those who say they know best)

Being Gnostic 

Being homosexuals (also of excluding homosexuals from membership)

Being Jack the Ripper

Being Jewish in nature (Also of hating Jews) 

Being Pagan 

Being racists 

Being Sun Worshipers (Even thought most religions base important days with the Sun or Moon)

Being wealthy 

Bombing of Nagasaki to kill Japanese Christians, since they were mostly members of the Catholic Church.

Boston Tea Party (Was that bad for America?)

Building the King Solomon's Temple. (Also of not building it.)

Building the Tower of Babel

Causing revolutions 

Causing the military draft during the Civil War 

Controlling all governments.

Controlling all the worlds money. (Why do we even have to pay dues and have fundraisers?)

Cultivating the Occult sciences of Alchemy, Astronomy, and ceremonial magic

Descending from Abraham (Would this be a bad thing?)

Encouraging Freethinking (Instead of blindly following the blind?)

Enforcing bloody oaths 

Forming the Chinese Triad Society 

Hating Blacks (Now known in America as African-Americans for some reason) 

Hating the Catholic Church. (Have we quit accepting Catholics?)

Hating Jesus Christ 

Hating Jews

Having secrets (Like church softball teams have 'secret' signals?)

Having the Holy Grail (Whatever that is!)

Masons in law enforcement allowing Masons to do anything

Murder of Kennedy, John F. 

Murder of William Morgan.  

Murder of __________. (Fill in a name since we probably have been blamed for it.)

Not being a Christian Organization. (So what?  We accept Muslims and Jews and others.)

Not being a Religion (Also of being a Religion)

Originating from the Knights Templar (And not coming from it)

Penis worship (Only men can join in America and only men can become Catholic Priests)

Piracy (When did we quit flying the Jolly Roger?)

Practicing Alchemy 
  (If you can make Au from Pb, tell your Brethren how!) (We need a new roof - Gold would look nice!) 

Practicing Astrology 

Practicing Astronomy (Was Carl Sagan a Mason?)(Quit looking at those nasty stars!)

Practicing magic

Practicing Occult sciences 

Practicing sexual deviations 
  (Sounds interesting and informative, and enlightining)
  (Guess I missed that Lodge meeting. Better luck next time.)
  (Let me know next time so I can put this info in the monthly Notice to increase attendance.)
  (I will post it on the website so other Masons will also know about the event.)
  (Perhaps it can be after Lodge and the wives can also be invited.)

Ruling the world. 
  (Lodge attendance is down since we have to work so many hours ruling the world.)

Slave trading 
  (We could use some more free labor, at least in our Lodge.)

Smuggling 

Spitting on the Bible

Spitting on the Cross 

Supporting slavery

Teaching that the Earth revolved around the sun. (What an awful idea!)

Teaching that the Earth was Round (What Blasphemy!)

Using occult symbols 

Wanting to rule the world. (I Thought we already did!)

Worshiping Baphomet (Anyone met this entity yet?  Male or Female?  Anyone know?)

Worshiping Lucifer (Come on guys - stop looking at Venus in the morning)

Worshiping Satan

Worshiping the devil

Worshiping the penis (At our average age?)

Worshiping the Sun (Well, without the Sun we would not exist for very long!)

Worshiping the Sun God (Or is it spelled Son?)

The Masons have pretty much been blamed for almost every bad thing that has ever happened to anyone, at any time, at any location in the universe.  Of course, what is bad for one group or person, is usually a benefit to some other group or person.  Doctors and lawyers even benefit whenever something bad happens to someone.  Auto mechanics benefit when a persons' car is broken. Teachers benefit from students being ignorant. Policemen benefit when a person is robbed or killed since they get to work overitme on the case. Firemen benefit when a person's home is burned.

Remember that the ultimate goal of all Life is Death.

We will probably be blamed for more things at a rate faster than I can type them into this website.  Keep me informed of any new bad habits we develop.

Type 'Masonic' or 'antimason' into an Internet search engine and have fun.  There are so many accusations against Freemasonry that I will not have time to read them all in my lifetime.  Please send me the ones that are really strange.

I just read (Late December 2009) that the Masons and/or George Bush are causing volcanoes to erupt! Or perhaps it was just Venus being unfaithful to Vulcan!